Gary Coleman Guest Posts

Apparently, Gary Coleman's death has hit people pretty hard. And since the best way to deal with grief is through creative expression, we have a couple of guest posts! The first is from Sandy:

Confucius say that

Diff'rent Strokes to rule the world,

But kidneys to live.

The second post is from a person who, quite rightfully, would like to remain anonymous.

Kidneys kill Webster

A terrible tragedy

Oh. Wrong black midget.

RIP Gary Coleman

Whatchu talkin' 'bout?
Coleman had a Diff'rent Stroke
Todd Bridges wins

A Message to Illegal Immigrants

If you can landscape

Or you make a mean taco

Arizona's fine

Talk About Dropping the Ball

Faisal Shahzad's bomb:

Worst thing to happen in Times

Square since Dick Clark's stroke

We Are All Witnesses

Lebron cannot win

But the Cavaliers still score

Just ask Delonte

At Least it's Not a Hurricane

New Orleans cuisine

Greatest seafood in the world

Make mine unleaded

We're Back...

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been far too long.

But the moment you've been waiting for is here: Too Soon-kus is back! Or should I say...

Back from a long break

Yes, we might offend you all

But you'll laugh, dammit

If you have suggestions for topics, a homemade Too Soon-ku or just some good old fashioned criticism, feel free to email us at TooSoonkus@gmail.com.