Gary Coleman Guest Posts

Apparently, Gary Coleman's death has hit people pretty hard. And since the best way to deal with grief is through creative expression, we have a couple of guest posts! The first is from Sandy:

Confucius say that

Diff'rent Strokes to rule the world,

But kidneys to live.

The second post is from a person who, quite rightfully, would like to remain anonymous.

Kidneys kill Webster

A terrible tragedy

Oh. Wrong black midget.

Guest Posts!

Hello all,

We have some guest posts tonight. The first one comes to us from a gentleman by the name of Brian Loew. It's called:

I Ain't Sayin' She's A Teenager...

Kanye's own "Swift" Boat
How could you be so heartless?
Now take her to prom

The second is from our good friend Karl of karlthoughts. I'll call it:

I Was Under The Impression That It Was Wack

Poor DJ AM
Won't be needing that pipe now
Can I borrow it?

Thanks guys! And keep them coming!

What Happened to Your Dog?

Here's a guest post from Sandy Ervin!

As a lifelong Massachusetts resident, this one hurts a bit, but it's time.

The last Kennedy
Is Arnold Schwarzenegger
"It's not a tumor!"

Guest Post!

First of all, I want to thank Karl of karlthoughts for his shoutout this morning! Who better to appreciate a fine TooSoonku than a man who knows his way around a Woodsman reference? Please check out Karl's site when you have a few moments.

He was also nice enough to submit our first gaming TooSoonku:

Madden 10 is here.
I play on while girlfriend sighs.
No more sex for me.

Guest Posts!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our first reader submitted posts!

These come courtesy of Tobey Reed:

For MJ

Silly little man
Not quite black enough for us
Sound of child crying

Clean My Soul

Like a streak on tile
Billy Mays life flashes by
Screaming too loudly