Gary Coleman Guest Posts

Apparently, Gary Coleman's death has hit people pretty hard. And since the best way to deal with grief is through creative expression, we have a couple of guest posts! The first is from Sandy:

Confucius say that

Diff'rent Strokes to rule the world,

But kidneys to live.

The second post is from a person who, quite rightfully, would like to remain anonymous.

Kidneys kill Webster

A terrible tragedy

Oh. Wrong black midget.