Talk About Dropping the Ball

Faisal Shahzad's bomb:

Worst thing to happen in Times

Square since Dick Clark's stroke

We Are All Witnesses

Lebron cannot win

But the Cavaliers still score

Just ask Delonte

At Least it's Not a Hurricane

New Orleans cuisine

Greatest seafood in the world

Make mine unleaded

We're Back...

Ladies and gentlemen, it has been far too long.

But the moment you've been waiting for is here: Too Soon-kus is back! Or should I say...

Back from a long break

Yes, we might offend you all

But you'll laugh, dammit

If you have suggestions for topics, a homemade Too Soon-ku or just some good old fashioned criticism, feel free to email us at TooSoonkus@gmail.com.

Guest Posts!

Hello all,

We have some guest posts tonight. The first one comes to us from a gentleman by the name of Brian Loew. It's called:

I Ain't Sayin' She's A Teenager...

Kanye's own "Swift" Boat
How could you be so heartless?
Now take her to prom

The second is from our good friend Karl of karlthoughts. I'll call it:

I Was Under The Impression That It Was Wack

Poor DJ AM
Won't be needing that pipe now
Can I borrow it?

Thanks guys! And keep them coming!

I Had The Time of My...

Crazy for Swayze
Ready for his biggest role
Ghost 2: Die Harder

A Shot at Love?

Put under pressure
We now know what Shawne will do
Merriman will choke